The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.

Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha
I wish.....

etc
I'll start it

I wish i wasn't bald (ps, i'm not really bald, and not for a while, i'm only 16)

This post has been edited by interpolarity: Jul 26 2006, 08:50 AM

Wish granted, Your back shall always have long flowing locks, the likes of which could only be matched by warriorscot!

Wish: i wish i had a miliion bucks








(this game wont go anywhere...but i'm bored)

Wish granted in the proportion of 250,000 male rabbits, 250,000 male kangaroos, 250,000 male reindeer and 250,000 male goats. You must now personally hand feed all your bucks daily.

Wish: I wish I had a housekeeper to clean, wash, iron, tidy, pull weeds in the garden.

Wish granted. The housekeeper is put in a detention centre and you are charged for having an illegal imigration ring and for slavery.

I wish for world peace.

This post has been edited by sarahw: Jul 24 2006, 09:59 PM

Wish granted the world is at peace, it just glows funny now because of the fallout and radiation.

I wish to be back in the States.

This post has been edited by Mr. Green: Jul 25 2006, 05:48 AM

wish granted: you have been returned to the states of: insanity, hysteria, and disarray

i wish for happiness

Your wish has been granted, but you'll drop dead tomorrow. Hey, at least you died happy!

I wish for peace.

wish granted. You now have peace, but in order to obtain it, the rest of the world had to die....

I wish my spyware could get deleted and STAY deleted

wish granted: in a freak skeet shooting incident your computer was mistaken for a clay pigeon and shot down by no less than 4 hunters. you shall never have spyware on that computer again (or any "ware" for that matter)

i wish for an infinite supply of chocolate that cannot be touched by Kat or Metallica (try your chocolate search now buddy)

Wish granted. You will be in your apartment/home with all the doors/windows locked and your home will fill to the brim with chocolate. You cannot move and begin trying to eat your way out. The more you eat the more appears to replace it. Kat and Metallica are banging on the door trying to save you, but alas the door will not open because it is jammed tight with chocolate.

I wish for a snazzy red one of a kind sports car.

This post has been edited by frantique: Jul 26 2006, 06:55 AM

wish granted, but you get arrested for acquiring a 'one of a kind' car stolen from the government, and sold on the black market

I wish nothing bad to me would ever happen

wish granted: nothing "bad" will ever happen to you again. of course i'm using the "hip" translation of "bad" which means good...so nothing good, groovy, nifty, spiffy, or extra neato cool, will ever happen to you again..all of your cd's have been replaced by yanni, enya, and kenny G albums...and they skip...really bad.

i wish that monkeys ruled the world

This post has been edited by dsenette: Jul 26 2006, 07:29 AM

(you shall pay for taking away my music....what means everything to me...)
wish granted, but they now rule pluto....(u didn't specify which world...mwahahaha) and because of the lack of oxygen, all monkeys have suffocated to death, cause a major imbalance in food chains, and environmental homeostasis throwing the world into turmoil, with you to blame!!!!
I wish only good things happened to me

Very well, your wish has been granted. You will live a peaceful, happy life, but at the cost of all other life on earth (including your family) must be doomed by death and destruction. Have a nice day

I wish I could play guitar...

wish granted: you can now play every barry manilow(sp?) song ever written on the guitar...however...you cannot play them well....and this fact now drives you insane causing you to forget all forms of communication...you can now only communicate through horribly tuned strums and plucks of your guitar

i wish that i had x-ray vision