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yarrrggghhh ye scurvy dog


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where do pirates go when they want to eat arse cream?
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH-stralia
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Thank you, so much!
But the truth is we both know where they hailed (or is it sailed) from.
The United States of AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-merica!
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they actually originated from
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-kansas and AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-regon
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they actually originated from
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-kansas and AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-regon

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-kansas I've heard of. But, AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-regon??? Have you been hitting the monkey juice?

Think I've got you here. Monkey, how on earth could pirates originate from a State in the centre of the USA? Hello. Where's the water?

If you'd done your research and g-AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH-led their origin, you'd have found they originated from Mass-AAARRRGGGHHH-chusetts.

(I think it's pretty obvious I need some serious sleep??)
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well... AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-kansas has lakes and rivers so maybe...i mean heck, i live in kn-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-xville Tenn-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-see and we've got a coast g-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-d post here....yeah that's right a coast g-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-d post in kn-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-xville Tenn-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-see .... we've got no coast to g-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-d...what the huh? anyway it should be apparent that any pirates AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-iginating from the united states of AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-merica would AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-bvioiusly leave port from f-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-t l-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-d-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-dale flAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-ida.... i mean...duh
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(I think it's pretty obvious I need some serious sleep??)



Well, you and dsenette both - and maybe a little less time on your hands!

*sari sentences you both to walking the plank
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pfttt.. says you s-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-i

(muwahahahahahhaha)
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Now I understand how Fort Lauderdale got it's name. It was named by a pirate who had a very big ship called the Lauderdale with a very large cannon at the stern which he constantly fired so he named it ...

f-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-t l-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-d-AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH-dale


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Where ye be ye scurvy dog? AARRGGHH ot me cutless ready fer ya.
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AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!...........

So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored.
A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show.

His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"....AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!




Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.

So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken.
The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.

He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"...AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!



A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp.

Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth.

This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"........AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!




A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.

"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"

The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"

"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."

Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do.
He asked her if she'd like to dance.

"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.

"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!........AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!




So a pirate walks into a bar, okay, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum.
I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".

And so the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's waiting for the glass to fill (this being, as I said before, a large glass) he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender's curiousity gets the best of him.

"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"........AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!


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