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The Genie Game


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#406
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Granted, the world no longer turns. Then you drown and choke, simultaneously - a shark begins ripping your legs off viciously, and then a volcano explodes nearby and you burn, bleed, and choke to death.

I wish this wish made more sense.
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Wish Granted..

But You Must Now Get Banned For Questioning This Uber Game

I Wish Someone Would Post Something Helpful In My Help Topic In General Talk..(lol)

Edited by Kidstone, 02 August 2008 - 12:46 AM.

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Wish granted, but you will no longer need the help you get.

I wish people would only punctuate the first word in their sentence with a capital letter :)
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Wish granted - But since you are so picky, you have been forced to do grammar and spelling checks on every single post on these forums.

I wish I could pass my maths test on definite integrals tomorrow.
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Wish granted...the answer to every question is [F(x)+C'=F'(x)+0=f(x).
Unfortunately as you ace the test a question of how you did it comes up and it is determined that somehow you cheated and they boost you out of school.You live the rest of your life in shame growing old and finally dying in a gutter.

I wish I had a dollar for every wish I make.
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(Why must every wish end up with with someone dying?)

Wish granted! For every wish you make, you get a dollar...worth of paper clips! :)

I wish one of my lab partners would stop being late every single lab session...
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(Why must every wish end up with with someone dying?)

Maybe this should be "The Evil Genie Game".


I wish one of my lab partners would stop being late every single lab session...

Wish granted; your lab partner starts coming so early, the teacher considers you late and thus fails you. (See, I didn't kill you off)


You fail school all together and end up dying in a box. Oh darn, I killed you off as well.

I wish people would be more honest.
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The truth hurts... :)

I wish I would have six more hours every day to do whatever I want, that no one can influence. And I can't die in those six hours. Ever.
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Wish granted...the earth's rotational speed is now 1,275 kilometers per hour but due to the rapid decelration eveything flies off into space including you. Unfortunately the Genie cannot grant two wishes in a row so you die in space.

I wish that our elected officials would actually represent the people.
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Wish granted: Our elected officials represent the people from a violent distant planet who invade earth and kill all the inhabitants except the elected officials and you. Having fun now?

I wish I had some sticky date pudding to tuck into.
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Wish granted, you have a large bed of sticky date pudding that you crawl into every night, and so everybody that meets you in the day says "hey you smell like sticky date pudding" and they all wander off looking for some to eat because you reminded them of it.

*troy loves sticky date pudding!

I wish that life wasn't so crazy right now...
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Wish granted: Life becomes so simple, all one-celled organisms, where no craziness exists. Good job. Killed us all.

I wish I could help those starving and in poverty.
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Wish granted. you end up helping me for the rest of your life.

I wish I could sleep earlier every night.
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Wish granted - no matter where you are or what you are doing, at 6.30pm you fall asleep.

I wish it was two hours ago... :)
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Wish granted it is now 9 pm, however, you life from now on consists of reruns of the past two hours in a constant loop.

I wish I was turning 27 tomorrow!
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