[sarahw]

Here's what you do:
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house."
Priceless....

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That is a good one. We don't need an alarm system in our house yet but I like your idea.

[emery]

That is a good one. We don't need an alarm system in our house yet but I like your idea.

[frantique]

Here's another that could be quite effective (and cheap)!
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