I hate a dead joke thread!
So here's another one:
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife asks, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Do you see 'General Electric' written on my forehead?"
"Well then," she says, "could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Do you see 'Westinghouse' written on my forehead?"
"Fine," she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to fall apart."
"Fix the steps?" he says. "Do you see 'Home Depot' written on my forehead?"
Satisfied that he's put his wife in her place, the man goes back to watching the TV.
The next day, when he comes home from work, he notices that the steps are already fixed. He enters the house, and sees that the hall light is working. Grabbing himself a beer from the fridge, he finds that the door is working perfectly. "Honey," he calls, "how did this stuff all get fixed?"
"Well," she said, "when I sat on the porch this morning, I thought of all the things I asked you to do last night, and I just broke down and cried. A nice young man was walking by, and he stopped to ask me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was go to bed with him or bake him a cake."
"So what kind of cake did you bake?" the husband asked.
She replied, "Do you see 'Betty Crocker' written on my forehead?"
Edited by The Architect, 23 November 2005 - 04:01 PM.