[frantique]

Troy, I'll PM you the answer. Noone else needs to explain to him!

[Advertisements]

Oh man, I'm good. Thanks frantique

[Troy]

Oh man, I'm good. Thanks frantique

[zorba the geek]

Troy, I'll PM you the answer. Noone else needs to explain to him!

Thanks frantique,i was waiting all day for someone else to reply, But oh boy i'll give anything to read the PM

[zorba the geek]

"An Irish Boy at Confession
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been 7 days since my last confession and I've been with a woman of loose morals."

The priest asks, "Is that you, Timmy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes Father, it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now! Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say," Timmy replied.

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"

I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"

"Please Father, I cannot tell you."

"The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned and you must atone. You cannot attend church or Mass for three months. Be off with you now."

Timmy walked back to his pew.

His friend Sean, slides over and whispered, "What did you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

[zorba the geek]

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."

[PsychPosse]

Never, hold your farts in; they travel up your spine and you get crappy ideas!!

[PsychPosse]

LOOK... Look what HiJackThis found in my system!! No wonder it runs so good

Deckard's System Scanner v20070905.67

Run by Main User on 2007-10-07 23:23:21

Computer is in Normal Mode.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-- HijackThis (run as Main User.exe) -------------------------------------------



Logfile of Trend Micro HijackThis v2.0.2

Scan saved at 11:23:22 PM, on 10/7/2007

Platform: Windows XP SP2 (WinNT 5.01.2600)

MSIE: Internet Explorer v7.00 (7.00.6000.16512)

Boot mode: Normal






-- End of Deckard's System Scanner: finished at 2007-10-07 23:23:52 ------------

Edited by PsychPosse, 08 October 2007 - 10:54 PM.

[frantique]

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there.

[frantique]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little
bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?.

"No," said the little boy............ "It's a puppy!"

[zorba the geek]

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

[PsychPosse]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Authorities have arrrested the little rabbit, aka, "The Energizer Bunny".

He is being held without bail, as they are charging him with battery.

[zorba the geek]

Edited: Zorba, very funny ... but not really family friendly

Edited by frantique, 17 October 2007 - 01:27 AM.

[Chopin]

It just shows how piggy men are

[zorba the geek]

Edited: Zorba, very funny ... but not really family friendly

Oooops!Sorry

[zorba the geek]

It just shows how piggy men are

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