Does your Family know you are posting this on the net ? ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
Joke of the Day Do you have one to add?
#961
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:13 PM
Does your Family know you are posting this on the net ? ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
#962
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:26 PM
Easy buddy. You don't recognize the picture? You sent it to me. Said it brought back fond memories of your early more youthful days when you couldn't hold the contents of the bottle before you discovered the longneck variety! Time to buy stock in Depends!
Oh! Hope you don't mind if I share the pic you sent me of you and godawgs after a tuff day in class:
Oh! Hope you don't mind if I share the pic you sent me of you and godawgs after a tuff day in class:
#963
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 01:31 PM
And I suppose Crowbar or Mr. Azarl was behind the camera huh ????????
#964
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:10 PM
Gee golly. I wouldn't know. I was busy helping a nice little ole lady touching up her hair do.
#965
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 03:43 PM
Road Runner, on 06 May 2012 - 01:31 PM, said:
And I suppose Crowbar or Mr. Azarl was behind the camera huh ????????
Yes sir,
And I need a beer too, got an extra seat?
#966
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:21 PM
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Yes sir,
And I need a beer too, got an extra seat?
And I need a beer too, got an extra seat?
UMnnn...has anyone checked Crowbars ID yet ?????????
Could he be underage ?????
hahahahahahahaha
Ya know if we keep this up Miss Sari is gonna ban us from these public forums and make us go back to Private Geek U Forums
Gotta keep the rif raf of the family hidden away ya know !
#967
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 11:53 AM
@Donna...
Looks like that young lady in the photo would need diapers. So were you talking about yourself when you made the Depends remark?
Once again I fear a correction is needed! That pic wasn't taken after a tough day in class. It was during a tough day in class. That structure behind us is where the staff takes the "problem" students for attitude adjustments. It's where Azarl's BIG hammer is kept. Along with assorted whips, chains, leech's, batteries for the electrical shock therapy and other surprises.
RR and I just refer to it as "Our Special Place".
Is that what you're calling mugging old ladies and taking their SS checks now?
@Crowbar...
We always have room for a buddy. And don't worry about what RR said about the ID. He's dyslexic and can't read so I'm in charge of checking ID's. My motto is a GeekU student always needs a beer or 10.
@RR...
Gosh I hope not! Think of all that chocolate and bourbon that would have been wasted. I don't think Miss Sari would ever be that direct.....she will probably just increase the frequency of the beatings and humiliations around campus till we take the hint.
You're preachin to the choir, brother!
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...Time to buy stock in Depends!
Looks like that young lady in the photo would need diapers. So were you talking about yourself when you made the Depends remark?
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...Oh! Hope you don't mind if I share the pic you sent me of you and godawgs after a tuff day in class:
Once again I fear a correction is needed! That pic wasn't taken after a tough day in class. It was during a tough day in class. That structure behind us is where the staff takes the "problem" students for attitude adjustments. It's where Azarl's BIG hammer is kept. Along with assorted whips, chains, leech's, batteries for the electrical shock therapy and other surprises.
RR and I just refer to it as "Our Special Place".
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...I was busy helping a nice little ole lady touching up her hair do.
Is that what you're calling mugging old ladies and taking their SS checks now?
@Crowbar...
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...And I need a beer too, got an extra seat?
We always have room for a buddy. And don't worry about what RR said about the ID. He's dyslexic and can't read so I'm in charge of checking ID's. My motto is a GeekU student always needs a beer or 10.
@RR...
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...Ya know if we keep this up Miss Sari is gonna ban us from these public forums and make us go back to Private Geek U Forums
Gosh I hope not! Think of all that chocolate and bourbon that would have been wasted. I don't think Miss Sari would ever be that direct.....she will probably just increase the frequency of the beatings and humiliations around campus till we take the hint.
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...Gotta keep the rif raf of the family hidden away ya know !
You're preachin to the choir, brother!
#968
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 05:48 PM
Fiddlesticks! I knew I should have posted that pic in GU. I can't respond accordingly without it being construed as insulting to the masses!
#969
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Posted 09 May 2012 - 05:22 AM
Heads up you guys!
#970
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 07:29 AM
Somebody at GeekstoGo has stolen my copy of Microsoft Office. Whoever it is, I will track you down.......You have my word!
#972
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 05:43 PM
Bubba and Billy were driving down the road while drinking beer when they spotted a roadblock ahead.
"We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba.
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and then toss the bottles under the seat. Just let me do the talking."
They downed the beer, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer asked,
"You boys been drinking?"
"No, sir," said Bubba, pointing at the labels.
"Me and Billy are on the patch."
"We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba.
"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads and then toss the bottles under the seat. Just let me do the talking."
They downed the beer, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer asked,
"You boys been drinking?"
"No, sir," said Bubba, pointing at the labels.
"Me and Billy are on the patch."
#973
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Posted 16 June 2012 - 02:13 PM
3 students doing a Psychiatry lesson.
1st was asked "what's the opposite of joy?"
She said "sorrow".
2nd was asked "what's the opposite of depression?"
He said "happiness".
Paddy was asked "whats the opposite of woe?"
He replied "Giddy-up".
1st was asked "what's the opposite of joy?"
She said "sorrow".
2nd was asked "what's the opposite of depression?"
He said "happiness".
Paddy was asked "whats the opposite of woe?"
He replied "Giddy-up".
#975
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 02:52 AM
hehe cool picture with the babies on it
i hate babies just wanted to share that with you
they always smell funny and puke
beside the cutiness that will last for couple of years
i hate babies just wanted to share that with you
they always smell funny and puke
beside the cutiness that will last for couple of years
