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treehouse.

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's treehouse.


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse


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:) Much better! :)

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord


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jumping,

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping,


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from

From what? Oh, the suspense is killing me! :)
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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings


There. Killed you. xD
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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of


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