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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of manure. Away in sunny Antarctica, The Penguins trotted carefully without a care in the World viewing everything carefully from lofty icebergs. Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of manure. Away in sunny Antarctica, The Penguins trotted carefully without a care in the World viewing everything carefully from lofty icebergs. Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout the


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of manure. Away in sunny Antarctica, The Penguins trotted carefully without a care in the World viewing everything carefully from lofty icebergs. Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout the uneaven


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Is uneaven a word? Do you mean 'uneven'?

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of manure. Away in sunny Antarctica, The Penguins trotted carefully without a care in the World viewing everything carefully from lofty icebergs. Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout the uneaven pavement


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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of manure. Away in sunny Antarctica, The Penguins trotted carefully without a care in the World viewing everything carefully from lofty icebergs. Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout the uneaven pavement skidding


Edited by landlord, 05 December 2007 - 06:51 AM.

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Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of manure. Away in sunny Antarctica, The Penguins trotted carefully without a care in the World viewing everything carefully from lofty icebergs. Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout the uneaven pavement skidding. The End!



Lets start a New One, this one is starting to not make any sense!!!



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Well it does make sense in a humourous way xD

Though...

Once upon


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How the heck does this possibly make any sense....... :)

Suddenly, Massive ants stormed sideways while peanuts lingered throughout the uneaven pavement skidding




Once upon a time


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Once upon a time, squirrels


Just came up with that word randomly, don't ask me xD

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Once upon a time, squirrels pounced
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Once upon a time, squirrels pounced onto


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Once upon a time, squirrels pounced onto the


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Once upon a time, squirrels pounced onto the Rooftop


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Once upon a time, squirrels pounced onto the Rooftop together


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