[Shock Box]

Ok here we go


There was a man one night.
He started to run straight forward.
Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again.
Then he started running toward home.
When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him.
Who were they.

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Jack and Bill?

[frantique]

Jack and Bill?

[glen_m_32]

The man running was a baseball player. The 2 masked men were the catcher and the umpire.

I seen that one before

I'm guessing its my turn now!

try this

Mr. Smith and his son are driving in a car,
They get into an accident, Mr. Smith Dies and his Son is rushed to the hospital,
and the sergan says "I can't operate on him because he is my SON." How is that possible?

Edited by glen_m_32, 01 December 2006 - 01:56 AM.

[Shock Box]

yup your up ---sorry about the delay glen_m_32

[glen_m_32]

try this

Mr. Smith and his son are driving in a car,
They get into an accident, Mr. Smith Dies and his Son is rushed to the hospital,
and the sergan says "I can't operate on him because he is my SON." How is that possible?

[cheyenne 09]

Surgeon...... is his Mother

[glen_m_32]

well done Cheyenne,

its your go!!

[cheyenne 09]

Ok....... Try this one......

There was a old man who lived by himself.
He felt tired so he went into the bathroom,
went to the toilet and,
then turned the light off before going to bed.
The next morning there was a news flash on the radio that a boat crashed.
The man opened the window and jumped out. Why?

[glen_m_32]

was he a light house keeper???

[cheyenne 09]

Yeah.......your up Glen_m_32

[glen_m_32]

Who's bigger: Mr Bigger, Mrs Bigger or their baby?

[cheyenne 09]

The Baby is a........Little Bigger

[glen_m_32]

well done, your go!!

[cheyenne 09]

I'll forgo my go and let some else have a go

[glen_m_32]

A women moved to a new town and needed some dental work,
There was only two dentists in town,
the first was a well dressed man with bright white teeth,
and a well maintained surgury
The second was a mess with brown teeth
messy surgury, and always complained of tooth ache.
Y did the women choose to go see the second dentist?

Edited by glen_m_32, 01 December 2006 - 04:19 PM.