[thenotch]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Connecticut.
He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Iowa.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He said he did not see any results the first day, the second day things were a little better, but by the 3rd day the house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Wyoming. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and she was to have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything. By the 3rd day, the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and phone a landscaper.