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ukbiker

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Post your favourite one line quotations, phrases, sayings or (especially) putdowns, keep it clean though.

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ukbiker

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heres one to start:

Not so much a gene pool, more a puddle.

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. :tazz:
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if you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -rip mitch hedberg
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If brains were dynamtite, you couldn't blow your head up.
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I may not be the Ugliest person in this world...But at least I hold second and there is ALWAYS room at the top!!
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Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so...

Cheers! :tazz:
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I may not be the UGLIEST person in this world.......But At least I hold second,and there is ALWAYS room at the Top!!
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my signature quote says it all!!
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One day as I sat musing,Sad...Lonely....and without a friend...a "Voice" came to me from out of the Gloom saying "Cheer Up!! For things could be worse"!! So,I cheered up,and Sure Enuff.......Things got WORSE!! :tazz:
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MAY THE DEVIL NEVER KNOW YOU ARE DEAD UNTIL YOU ARE IN HEAVEN.
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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
Albert Einstein - US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)
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"The greatest trick the devil every pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist"
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When the say the three "R"s, do they mean "rent, rip, return"?
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My signature at one of the first boards I visited. It probably has been translated back and forth a few times, but I like it. :tazz:


If you only have a hammer in your toolbox, every problem will look like a nail.

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Pieter
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