[ukbiker]

Post your favourite one line quotations, phrases, sayings or (especially) putdowns, keep it clean though.

Jock

[Advertisements]

heres one to start:

Not so much a gene pool, more a puddle.

Jock

[ukbiker]

heres one to start:

Not so much a gene pool, more a puddle.

Jock

[Lusi]

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

[foxshox]

if you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -rip mitch hedberg

[Ariadne26]

If brains were dynamtite, you couldn't blow your head up.

[morglebsnurd]

I may not be the Ugliest person in this world...But at least I hold second and there is ALWAYS room at the top!!

[cobhcf]

Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so...

Cheers!

[morglebsnurd]

I may not be the UGLIEST person in this world.......But At least I hold second,and there is ALWAYS room at the Top!!

[sunny441]

my signature quote says it all!!

[morglebsnurd]

One day as I sat musing,Sad...Lonely....and without a friend...a "Voice" came to me from out of the Gloom saying "Cheer Up!! For things could be worse"!! So,I cheered up,and Sure Enuff.......Things got WORSE!!

[Seamey. T]

MAY THE DEVIL NEVER KNOW YOU ARE DEAD UNTIL YOU ARE IN HEAVEN.
(Old Irish Saying)

[Evocater]

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
Albert Einstein - US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

[-Nene-]

"The greatest trick the devil every pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist"

[fleamailman]

When the say the three "R"s, do they mean "rent, rip, return"?

[Metallica]

My signature at one of the first boards I visited. It probably has been translated back and forth a few times, but I like it.


If you only have a hammer in your toolbox, every problem will look like a nail.

Regards,

Pieter