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#61
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*LindaGail laughs and points at dsenette.... You double-posted. You should learn to drive!
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pfttt..no i didn't :whistling:
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well...looks like sari finally woke up from her nap in the server room


Hmm, some of us have been busy this week, doing something other that posting insults in the forum.

*sari puts the car in drive and runs over the monkey again.
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...i was busy....taking down my entire network with a misconfigured switch :whistling: but now it's friday
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"You're so dumb it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes"
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If there are no more "non-negative" one liners, then this thread can be closed.
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Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future
Faith is having the courage to dance to it today
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You Take It From Here
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Fear is an absence of love
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edited for inappropriate question

Edited by sari, 03 May 2007 - 09:56 AM.

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This one comes from my trainers at the health club. I tell them I don't want to fall, and they tell me:

"If you're going to fall, you will, and if you Don't. you won't"

Or

Something happens that I don't expect or want to happen, and they tell me:

"what are you going to do about it - Don't tell me about it, just do it" :>

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what do you call a line of happy dogs?
a "waggin" train
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
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"The Lord Gave Us Two Ends.......One to Sit on, and One to think with....Success depends on which End you use the Most."

(I believe that this one cane from Ann Landers........But I saw this one in a friends email sig file several years ago ~Brian)
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A friend will help you move but a REAL friend will help you move a body!
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