One Liners
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ukbiker
, Apr 08 2005 05:17 PM
#61
Posted 23 March 2007 - 12:39 PM
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#62
Posted 23 March 2007 - 12:41 PM
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Je suis Napoléon!
pfttt..no i didn't 
#63
Posted 23 March 2007 - 12:46 PM
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well...looks like sari finally woke up from her nap in the server room
Hmm, some of us have been busy this week, doing something other that posting insults in the forum.
*sari puts the car in drive and runs over the monkey again.
#64
Posted 23 March 2007 - 12:50 PM
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Je suis Napoléon!
...i was busy....taking down my entire network with a misconfigured switch but now it's friday
but now it's friday
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 06:47 AM
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"You're so dumb it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes"
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 07:13 AM
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If there are no more "non-negative" one liners, then this thread can be closed.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 07:48 AM
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Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future
Faith is having the courage to dance to it today
Faith is having the courage to dance to it today
#69
Posted 23 April 2007 - 08:08 AM
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 08:24 AM
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edited for inappropriate question
Edited by sari, 03 May 2007 - 09:56 AM.
#71
Posted 06 May 2007 - 05:43 AM
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Semper Paratus: Always Ready
This one comes from my trainers at the health club. I tell them I don't want to fall, and they tell me:
"If you're going to fall, you will, and if you Don't. you won't"
Or
Something happens that I don't expect or want to happen, and they tell me:
"what are you going to do about it - Don't tell me about it, just do it" :>
Brian
"If you're going to fall, you will, and if you Don't. you won't"
Or
Something happens that I don't expect or want to happen, and they tell me:
"what are you going to do about it - Don't tell me about it, just do it" :>
Brian
#72
Posted 09 May 2007 - 07:57 AM
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Je suis Napoléon!
what do you call a line of happy dogs?
a "waggin" train
a "waggin" train
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 08:47 AM
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
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Posted 11 May 2007 - 07:28 AM
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Semper Paratus: Always Ready
"The Lord Gave Us Two Ends.......One to Sit on, and One to think with....Success depends on which End you use the Most."
(I believe that this one cane from Ann Landers........But I saw this one in a friends email sig file several years ago ~Brian)
(I believe that this one cane from Ann Landers........But I saw this one in a friends email sig file several years ago ~Brian)
#75
Posted 12 May 2007 - 05:40 AM
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A friend will help you move but a REAL friend will help you move a body!
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