[harrythook]

My kids third meet, all wins
We have the most kids on any team around, so its kinda lopsided.

And my son is really struggling, gotta get him practicing a bit more

anyway, it was a nice day for it up here

[Advertisements]

981,776 BTW

[harrythook]

981,776 BTW

[harrythook]

981,777

[harrythook]

Do I hear 981,850??
anyone, come on now, anyone

[harrythook]

981,800???

[harrythook]

[harrythook]

[harrythook]

[harrythook]

[keithr128]

Our members have made a total of 981,855 posts

Q. How come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?
A. Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It's just that the world was black and white then. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.

[keithr128]

Our members have made a total of 981,856 posts

Q. How come you know so much?
A. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

Quotes from Calvin's father. (Calvin and Hobbes)

[keithr128]

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

THERE ARE TEACHERS, AND THEN THERE ARE EDUCATORS.

[Troy]

uh-oh, I hope admin doesn't read this, there have been a lot of people breaking the rules...

[bobmad]

When admin posted those rules, he had back to back posts. I think admin can forgive.

[Troy]

Yes but he changed the rules after he had done those back to back posts, but I'm sure he can forgive anyway...