This topic is lockedMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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12. OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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13. FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Children's Science Exam Answers
1) Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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1) Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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2) Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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3) Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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