[Major Payne]

4) Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.


Ron

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Angels and Airwaves

[sari]

Angels and Airwaves

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Seal

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The Bravery

[Major Payne]

5) Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Ron

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Depeche Mode

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Coldplay

[Kat]

You need to know this:

Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.

and they ALL hurt like [bleep]. Trust me on this.


now everyone STOP posting for five fricken minutes while I attempt to actually READ what you all did while I was actually WORKING!

[Major Payne]

7) Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Ron

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Christina Aguilera

[Major Payne]

8) Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


Ron

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Gwen Stefani

[Kat]

screw it. I give up. I left on page 8, and I ain't going to try to read all that.

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Black-Eyed Peas

[Kat]

you people talk too much