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4) Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.


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5) Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


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You need to know this:

Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.



and they ALL hurt like [bleep]. Trust me on this.


now everyone STOP posting for five fricken minutes while I attempt to actually READ what you all did while I was actually WORKING! :whistling:
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7) Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


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8) Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


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screw it. I give up. I left on page 8, and I ain't going to try to read all that.
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you people talk too much
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