[Major Payne]

Dog Peeves About Humans:

1) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

Ron

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2) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

Ron

[Major Payne]

2) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

Ron

[Major Payne]

3) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons... now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

Ron

[Major Payne]

4) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

Ron

[Major Payne]

5) Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

Ron

[Major Payne]

6) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!

Ron

[Major Payne]

7) Dog sweaters. Hello ???... Haven't you noticed the fur?

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!

Ron

Edited by Major Payne, 15 June 2007 - 05:04 PM.

[Major Payne]

Headlines from the year 2029!

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Ron

[Major Payne]

2029:

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Ron

[Major Payne]

2029:
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Ron

[Major Payne]

2029:

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Ron

[Kat]

2029:

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Ron

LOL!!! I love that one

[Major Payne]

2029:

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Ron

***Kat: That was my favorite too.

[Major Payne]

2029:

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Ron

[Major Payne]

Trying to make these more interesting:

Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...











He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses"

If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.

Ron