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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin


:whistling: Where's Daddy Don??
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


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OK. Last warning:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties.

Ron
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30. Bosnia and Herzegovina
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OK. Last warning:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties.

Ron


Or it may make me wonder why someone named Ron is wearing a bra and panties.
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