~ Dave Barry

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#376
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:38 PM

~ Dave Barry
#377
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:39 PM

Ron
#378
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:39 PM

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

#379
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:39 PM

~ Dave Howell
#380
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:40 PM

Ron
#381
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:41 PM

Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Ron
#382
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:41 PM

Ron
#383
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:42 PM

Ron
#384
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:42 PM

Ron
#385
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:43 PM

#386
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:43 PM

Ron
#387
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:44 PM

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties.
Ron
#388
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:44 PM

#389
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:45 PM

#390
Posted 15 June 2007 - 05:45 PM

OK. Last warning:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your bra and panties.
Ron
Or it may make me wonder why someone named Ron is wearing a bra and panties.
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