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#766
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:29 AM
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#767
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:34 AM
1. Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
#768
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:35 AM
Female customer: A white one...
#769
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:36 AM
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
#770
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:37 AM
Customer: Your left or my left?
#771
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:38 AM
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, d--n it!
#772
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:39 AM
#773
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:40 AM
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
#774
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:40 AM
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
#775
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:41 AM
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Ron
Bah,
People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 50% of all people know that.....
Edited by sarahw, 16 June 2007 - 02:44 AM.
#776
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:43 AM
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
Edited by Major Payne, 16 June 2007 - 02:44 AM.
#777
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:45 AM
Glad to see some one has a good sense of humor at this time of morning. Only 0.001% of people do.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Ron
Bah,
People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 50% of all people know that.....
10. Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
Edited by Major Payne, 16 June 2007 - 02:47 AM.
#778
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:47 AM
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
#779
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:48 AM
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
#780
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:49 AM
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