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That's so cool how that worked.
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Glad you liked it. I really like those kind.



Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


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To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.


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Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;

If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

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Great minds discuss ideas;

Average minds discuss events;

Small minds discuss people.


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He, who loses money, loses much;

He, who loses a friend, loses much more;

He, who loses faith, loses all.


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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature. :whistling:

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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.


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Friends, you and me......

You brought another friend ..

And then there were 3 .

We started our group ..

Our circle of friends.....

There is no beginning or end ....


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Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is mystery.

Today is a gift.


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OK. This isn't the joke section, but noone is reading this theme right now, but me.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie ?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"


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Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"



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The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, " Davie ! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"



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Little Davies's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a
bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"



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Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Davie , looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.


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