-- Richard Jeni
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#1396
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:48 AM
-- Richard Jeni
#1397
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:49 AM
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
-- Bob Hope
-- Bob Hope
#1398
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:49 AM
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
-- Richard Pryor
-- Richard Pryor
#1399
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:50 AM
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
-- Sam Ewing (June 1994, National Enquirer)
-- Sam Ewing (June 1994, National Enquirer)
#1400
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:50 AM
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
-- Phyllis Diller
-- Phyllis Diller
#1401
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:51 AM
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason
-- Jackie Mason
#1402
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:51 AM
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
-- Mike Myers
-- Mike Myers
#1403
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:51 AM
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
-- Spike Milligan
-- Spike Milligan
#1404
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:52 AM
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
-- Max Kauffmann
-- Max Kauffmann
#1405
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:53 AM
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henry Youngman
-- Henry Youngman
#1406
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:53 AM
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
-- Les Dawson
-- Les Dawson
#1407
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:54 AM
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
-- Michel de Montaigne
#1408
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:54 AM
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
#1409
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:55 AM
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-- Lord Byron
-- Lord Byron
#1410
Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:55 AM
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
-- Joey Adams
-- Joey Adams
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