[Major Payne]

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

[Major Payne]

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

[Major Payne]

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin

[Major Payne]

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood

[Major Payne]

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

[Major Payne]

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin

[sari]

Major Payne,


Please! I beg of you! Go get some sleep or breakfast or something!!!! In the past 90 minutes, you've posted 13 or more pages singlehandedly! Your devotion to this cause is greatly appreciated, but as mod of this forum, I'm drowning, and I really have to go to work. Take a deep breath, go outside, admire the sunshine. This thread won't die without, I promise!

[Major Payne]

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Major Payne]

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

[Major Payne]

Major Payne,


Please! I beg of you! Go get some sleep or breakfast or something!!!! In the past 90 minutes, you've posted 13 or more pages singlehandedly! Your devotion to this cause is greatly appreciated, but as mod of this forum, I'm drowning, and I really have to go to work. Take a deep breath, go outside, admire the sunshine. This thread won't die without, I promise!

Why are you complaining? Your suggestion should be the same for you. I have nothing to do the rest of the day.

Edited by Major Payne, 18 June 2007 - 08:02 AM.

[Major Payne]

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous

[Major Payne]

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman

[Major Payne]

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-- Marie Corelli

[Major Payne]

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi

[Major Payne]

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman