Anyway, throughout this crisis, Essexboy's limitless patience and unfailing unflappability not only saved my new computer, but kept me as calm as anything could possibly have done.
It is a privilege to share a planet with him, with this astonishing little hotbed of kindness and generosity that is GeekstoGo.
Thank you all for existing, and for setting an example that we would all do well to follow, whether our areas of expertise lie in mouse-clicking or banjo-picking.
Essexboy - all of you - are a tangible reminder that whatever we have, somebody somewhere needs it!