Man oh man you should see my son eat a bowl of porridge, he gets both hands in and it slops all over his face, bib, plate, surrounding table... etc... (He absolutely loves it for breakfast, and we love laughing at him eating it!)
Like the good Scot I am the last thing I ate was a bowl of porridge.
I should take a photo of it and post it sometime.
Last thing I ate was a Hawaiian Dinner Pack from the local corner cafe. 1/4 chicken, hot chips, banana fritter, pineapple fritter, peas and gravy.