I thought it would be cool to find out some of your favorite computer quotes. Things that you find amusing or funny in relations to computers, programming, windows, macs or anything in between. I'll start off with a few of my favorites
Computers are like air conditioners, they don't work when windows are open
The day microsoft makes something that doesn'ts suck is the day they make vaccum cleaners
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Unix for stability. Macs for productivity. Windows for solitaire
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
Managing programmers is like herding cats
FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! — Press any key to do nothing...
and last but not least
hree things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred
I have a bunch more...I figured I'd start you off with a few. Let me know some of your favorites. Just something interesting to laugh at. K. See ya later