The man sits up and says, "Doc, ya gotta help me. I think I'm turning into a moth".
The doctor is a little shocked by what the man said and says "Well, uh, sir, I see. I don't usually deal with that sort of thing. But, why don't you go see the psychiatrist down the hall?"
The man replies, "That's where I was going but your light was on!!!"
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