[BHowett]

Well this topic is a joke thread “Ask A Stupid Question, Get An Answer” but it looks to me like your trying to ask a real question, so the answer is yes programs like Silent Logger etc… do work. But getting into your email by just sending a regular email does not work, there would have to be an attachment of some sort, that would open when you open the email or the attachment.

If you feel that your system may be infected please visit the Malware forum.

[xandela]

Mathax, on Nov 27 2008, 03:35 AM, said:

Why does Germany have disillusions of grander?

Do they?

[possumstpeters]

No. I've never heard the expression and I've lived in Australia my whole life - 49 years!

[ryanpaschall]

why is the keyboard called a keyboard when clearly there aren't any keyholes or keys?

[Iamnoone]

Just to make you ask why.

[bayernmunich]

which comes first egg or chicken

[rshaffer61]

Why if installing a program they say "Push Any Key To Continue" then why hasn't kb manufacturers put a any key on yet?

[DonnaB]

rshaffer61, on 20 April 2012 - 11:52 AM, said:

Why if installing a program they say "Push Any Key To Continue" then why hasn't kb manufacturers put a any key on yet?

Actually they have. All you have to do is say, "eenie, meenie, minnie, moe" and which ever key turns out to be "moe" is the any key!

See! Keyboard manufacturers have a sense of humor too! You must not have read the fine print in the manual.

Question?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have an expiration date once bottled?

[godawgs]

DonnaB, on 21 April 2012 - 04:38 PM, said:

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have an expiration date once bottled?

Trick question. Bottled mineral water does not come from the mountains. It comes from the company's water faucet connected to the city water supply!

Question:

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

[DonnaB]

No way! Tell that to these little guys!


Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

[godawgs]

Probably not. But getting extracted could do it.



When you go to a public park and play a blank tape at full blast do the mimes go nuts?

[Kaisterz]

Probably. It will cause screeches to their ears.


Why are manhole covers round?

[Troy]

Less chance of it falling in

[DonnaB]

Hey! Where's the stupid question Troy?

Ooops! There it is.

I await my stupid answer.

[godawgs]

Kaisterz, on 25 April 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

Why are manhole covers round?

Because the manholes are round?

Question:
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?