> This is a test for Smart People ...
> I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4
> questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a
> professional.
> Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
> But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you
> put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
> This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
> complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
> refrigerator? …Wrong Answer. Correct Answer:
> Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close
> the door.
> This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
> previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
> the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in
> there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first
> three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
> true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
> crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
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> Correct Answer:
> You jump into the river and swim across.
> Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal
> conference.