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Toilet Cleaning Instructions


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Jimmy28

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Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.






Sincerely,
The Dog

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Jimmy28

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Had to make another post to get this pic up there :)

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Phew...I do admit at first I was getting a bit tensed reading the joke (I'm a member of the ASPCA) but once I got down to the "Sincerely, The Dog" I was better and the added picture of The Dog was a good add-on. I might suggest adding instead of "Toilet Cleaning Instructions" to make it "The Dog's Toilet Cleaning Instructions" just a suggestion..

the joke did make me laugh as soon as a I read that the Dog had written it. Jokes better known coming from a dog than a human...Humans are Evil :) Dog's are awesome.

(Note: as an ASPCA Member, I admittingly am biased and favor the Dogs over the cats...) :)
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ha ha I liked it..... and the cat doesn't look to happy :)
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hehe lol. i hate cats. good job dog
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thats a really funny story..i hope no one tried it..
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