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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


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I find this pretty hilarious....LOL

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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*Octagonal quickly retreats from this thread... :)
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did you get this information from my wife? That's exactly what she means when she says those words... :)
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hehe, good one
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Those are true i often use those words and those are the exact meaning when i say them except 'Go Ahead' simply because sometimes you are just permitting them

Missy123

Edited by Missy123, 09 April 2009 - 10:58 PM.

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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


This is so true. So funny. Great post, also!



Edit: Welcome to geeks to go, Missy123

Edited by DragonMaster Jay, 09 April 2009 - 11:02 PM.

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Thankyou DragonMaster Jay
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I'm sure Sari or Kat will enjoy this incite into the female mind. :)

*piano9playa5 follows Octogonal
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...... I think i am just gonna walk away from this thread. I dont wanna start something.
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...... I think i am just gonna walk away from this thread. I dont wanna start something.

With 3 ex wives the best thing I can tell you is run, don't walk.
Oh, when a woman says "nothing" it is time to buy expensive jewlery for her and do lots of little nice things for her!
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One other piece of advice for men.
YOU are NOT the boss. She may let you think that you are the boss, but you are not.
She is smarter than you. She may let you think that you are the smart one, but she IS smarter than you.
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Women are "brain ninjas" :)

No offence.. but it's true. They'll get you when you don't even expect it!
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Yes Women are brain ninjas, and be sure to run away fast. :)
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Yeah. I'm going to remember that for the next, what, twenty years.

Great resource :)
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Funny how men have to look up on forums how to understand us :)

Surprised its not one of the most searched for subject in Google :)
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