Hello 911 what is your emergency?
uh yea a ma wife got attacked by a wort-hawg I need ya ta send me over an ambulance.
Ok sir that is not a problem what is your address?
Um a thats gonna be 1806 Eucalyptus St.
Ok sir could you please spell that for me?
Um yea I'm gonna drag her over to 101 Oak St. Could ya jist send it there?
Hmmm (chuckling) Yea sir that is not a problem.
End of call...
What do you guys think