[Poke]

Pretend to ban the person above you for silly reasons!
You type this: "I ban (insert name of user above you) because (insert random reason)." Be as random as you like!
I start: "I ban the person who isn't above me because they don't exist." :| Okay, that was bad...
Next!

[Major Payne]

"I ban Poke, because he started this topic."

[Poke]

I ban Major Payne for Spamming!

[sari]

I ban Poke for his inability to use apostrophes. It should be "You're banned. It's a game(Don't take it seriously)".

[Cold Titanium]

I heerby ban u sari, for your'rer grammor dictotorship and becaese u r a meen n crool.....

*Cold sees sari's Administrator title*

*decides not to finish sentence*

*Waves and smiles*

</nervous laugh>

[Troy]

I ban Cold Titanium for not picking up on Sari's formatting errors.

[Cold Titanium]

I ban Troy for banning me.

[Poke]

I ban cold for being a wimp

[Cold Titanium]

I ban Poke for calling me names

Edit: and for not capitalizing the C in my name.

[Troy]

I ban Cold Titanium again because I've already banned him. This time I'm blocking his IP address.

[Poke]

I ban troy for blocking ips for the evulz

[Troy]

I ban Octagonal because I see him reading this topic...

[Poke]

I ban troy for banning someone who hasnt posted

[Icedrake]

I ban Poke because I feel like banning him.

[Poke]

I ban ice because he stuck his tongue at me