Ready to fall out of your chair.
It stopped printing docs a month ago. I could print from internet or from saved files to disk (one doc). Could print those in black ink. Out of curiosity, installed new ink cartridges, prints fine. Out of ink light never came on on printer. Since I got it in '98, guess its about time for it to get tired. Light burnt out.
I feel like an idiot. Even my cat is laughing at me. Told my wife about it, cat won't stop meowing.