As Tarquin the starling (second name Darling) DIVED at breakneck speed, a whirlwind was created by the sheer velocity of his vertical plunge. Ant was catched up in the twister and deposited above the clouds in the land of the evil giant (of Beanstalk fame (or should that be infamy?)) where the giant, (being a nasty old S.O.B.) was chopping down the 3,000 year old olive trees that grew on his land. Ant landed on the bole of the very tree the giant was taking a swing at. The axe, being honed to a razor sharp edge, struck Ant square in the middle of his puny little body.
Edited by Strontium Dog, 27 February 2010 - 02:24 PM.