[Troy]

Where ant flung into two parts on the ground. Having recovered from the swine flu (see #18 above) however had left some interesting properties in his body, and the two parts of ant simply "transformed" into 2 whole ants!

But yeah, that tree had been chopped for good and down it fell upon both ants.

(Oh man this thread is so full of win!)

[crooz]

This is were the plot thickens. Some of those ‘interesting properties’ gave ant (number 1) a triple thick outer skeletal shell which resisted the crushing blow of the falling tree. His second half (ant number 2) didn’t survive the Big Crush because there was a bazooka wedged in between two branches that fell onto the second ant and blew his brains to smithereens. Ant nr. 1 proceded to the nearest river to refresh itself only to discover that it was drowning because of the heavy triple thick outer shell… several minutes under water.

[Strontium Dog]

Ant was struggling under the water, weighed down by his triple thick exo-skeleton when a strange feeling came upon him. His tiny body started to metamorphasize, his body lengthening, an elongated neck, webbed feet, a long bill, powerful wings and sleek black feathers. Turns out he was a cormorANT.

Powering out the water and taking to the air, he gulped deep, sweet lungfuls of air. Flying majestically through the sky, he was suddenly beset by a loud roar behind him. The jet sucked him into it's engine, causing him to become bird strike.

[Troy]

His adaptive suit un-metamorphasized back into the tiny ant he is, and while it was a little bit of a rough ride, he simply came through the other side of the jet engine relatively unscathed.

Of course, now he is up in the air, and indeed you guessed it, begins falling all the way back to earth...

[geekwithoutgrounds]

ant deploys his parachute and begins a safe descent

when a plane goes past and the ant gets sucked into the engine

[Troy]

Another plane? Talk about originality... I'll let someone else throw in a different perspective this time.

[Strontium Dog]

geekwithoutgrounds, on Mar 15 2010, 10:12 PM, said:

ant deploys his parachute and begins a safe descent

when a plane goes past and the ant gets sucked into the engine

.....which just happened to be on a self propelled glider on which the engine was cut as it reached it's desired height and Ant was millimetres from death.
He waited for the glider to land and disembarked. Unfortunately, a passing little boy (who was bug collecting) spotted Ant and scooped him into a jam jar. But the boy had forgot to put holes in the lid. Ant started to suffocate and passed out with only 30 seconds of breatheable air left.

[geekwithoutgrounds]

the boys mother saw the ant struggling and started putting holes in the lid with a knitting needle

but the ant keeps having to dodge them while still groggy and one is coming towards him...fast

[Dark Player]

but because of his super skin (see page 1) the skin protects him from it.

However his dad was killing bugs, as he hates bugs, and he saw and shotgun rained the ant, and the ant died, as the skin wasnt strong enough for shotgun RAIN!

[Dark Player]

but because of his super skin (see page 1) the skin protects him from it.

However his dad was killing bugs, as he hates bugs, and he saw and shotgun rained the ant, and the ant died, as the skin wasnt strong enough for shotgun RAIN!

[Strontium Dog]

Or so you would think. The little boy picked up the ant and cradled him, tearfully, in his hands. As the little boy's tears fell on Ant, they entered his body and, acting like a saline wash, rinsed the shards of lead from his body. The boy then fed him a small amount of St John's wort, a natural ANTibiotic. Ant recovered in a few hours and was released by the boy.....only to find that the St John's wort cotained miniscule traces of Belladonna, highly toxic in small doses to ants. He started to feel groggy and collapsed as, one by one, his major organs began to fail

[Dark Player]

But ant num. 2 cme back alive and trasplanted organs, thus saving num1 and num2 dying again.

however, he was blown away by a hurricane and landed in the Alantic Ocean, slowly dying of hypothermia.

[Strontium Dog]

Fortunately, a passing ship picked him up. Unfortunately, it was the Titanic.
Ant is pulled on board just as an ice berg hoves into view.
And ants are last in the lifeboats.

[Kimojuno]

His adaptive suit metamorphasized back into its form and he flew off the ship, laughing at those who were about to die. He's a mean ant.

Sadly for ant though after days of flying trying to find land, his wings began to freeze and he quickly began to fall towards the cold water that surrounded him.

[Dark Player]

Fourtuanatly, a small isand was in the landing zone and saved him.

however, he died because i said so