I am starting this topic for people to post their limericks. (Only clean limericks of course!)
They can be ones you've read/heard somewhere or ones you've made up yourself.
Just to make sure everyone is clear on what a limerick is:
It is a five-line poem with the following rhyming structure.
The 1st & 2nd lines rhyme with each other. The 3rd & 4th lines rhyme with each other. The 5th line rhymes with lines 1 & 2.
Here is an example.
There once was a man from Wesser
Whose knowledge became lesser & lesser
It grew so small
Soon he had none at all
And now he's a college professor
Remember, only clean limericks!
I hereby absolve myself of anything that happens as a result of breaking forum rules, & the rules of this thread, by posting dirty jokes.(disclaim, disclaim, disclaim)
I'll start off with the first post.
There once was a man named Enus
He met a woman from Venus
They went out to dance
But found no romance
Because she was of a different genus
Ok, now it's your turn. Have fun, be creative, & be clean.