A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile. "
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin."
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself."
"BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I couldn't help not laughing out loud."
"Case Dismissed" said the Judge.
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Ads on a Bus
Posted 22 January 2011 - 03:17 AM
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:36 AM
That Was Funny!
Posted 20 June 2012 - 01:00 PM
i love this one
Posted 21 June 2012 - 03:53 PM
Posted 24 March 2013 - 09:47 PM
Hahaha..... Very funny. Poor pregnant woman.
Posted 24 March 2013 - 11:16 PM
Posted 26 March 2013 - 02:19 AM
So much win from the ads!
Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:42 PM
Too good....Even I also had the same expressions that the man gave after reading all the signs boards.
Posted 26 June 2013 - 03:50 AM
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