[malloc]

So i'm interested in some fun aliases you guys use to mess with less experienced co workers
I have pimped my z shell to:
alias behold="sudo apt-get install"
alias obliterate="sudo apt-get remove"
alias dontcomebackuntilyoudo="sudo shutdown -r 0"
alias begone="sudo shutdown -h 0"

and then there are some git ones

alias newb="git checkout -b"
alias vangogh="git branch -D"


So, what fun shortcuts you (almost never) use?

Edited by malloc, 27 August 2012 - 07:18 AM.