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Hey y'all.

 

This forum is quite funny and this would be my very first post. Don't be offensive it's just for fun :P:P If you agree just thumb up or disagree thumb down.. 

 

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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
 
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
 
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
 
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
 
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
 
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
 
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

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:thumbsup:  Life is like that and no one understands why!


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2 lol 


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Very funny =D =D


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1.agree

2. don`t agree) 

3. :D

4. ;DD I`m crying..)) 

5. It`s a sick joke!)

6.Hm..Don`t thinks it`s a joke)) 

7. I even can`t imagine why!)

8. the harsh truth of life..

9. :DDDD from whence do you know this?

10. Only 2..))) So sweet)) ahahha

 

I like this post) like such posts on froum where you can click and get a tonn of positive)) Thanks) 


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