Hopefully, you're still with us. Remote Procedure Call is a legitimate system service that is necessary for functionality of the system as I'm sure you've noticed by now.
If you have not already reformatted your system, we can get it restarted.
Please download restart.zip from here:
Unzip it to your desktop - Don't run it yet!Reboot into Safe Mode
Once in Safe Mode, go into the restart folder and double-click restart.reg
When asked if you want to merge with the registry click YES.
After the merged successfully prompt, reboot your computer into normal mode.
Then go to Start > Run and type cmd
Look down the list (in alphabetical order) and look to see if Remote Procedure Call
Hopefully it will be now...
If it is, just type exit
then hit enter. And let me know how things are going!
If it's not in the list then type:net start rpcss
Reboot, then let me know how it's going