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Troubled Windows


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Kurt_Aust

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Clearly a frustrated Windows user in Japan had way too much time on his (or her) hands. This one has been around for over a year, but a search of the forums doesn't show it's name and it's to geeky to pass by.

Note that this is an interactive flash animation (about 8MB), I've found 2 sites with it, one was fast (at least for me), the other fairly slow.

The translation for troubled windows is (from the Animesuki forums):

Time to sing and read along ^^; And of course figure out what they're saying
["When you watch TV, please turn on the lights and sit away from the TV."]

Me!

[Blue screen of death]

Arere? Okashii na kono OS wa Huh? This strange OS
Kimi no hako no naka de afure dasu Is crashing your PC

Porori koboreta namida keyboard The keyboard, overflowing with tears,
["Trouble Windows"]
Motto Piitto zutto shitete Just keeps on beeping

["Planning - Futaba Channel"]

Dame dame dame No no no!
Dame dame dame No no no!
Dame dame dame No no no!
Dame dameda me!me! No no, no-no!

["Original work - Toshiaki (Me's room)"]

Dame dame dame No no no!
Dame dame dame No no no!
[Doraemon: "You really are an idiot, aren't
you."]
Dame dame dame No no no!
Dame dameda mii mii! No no, me-me!

["Serialized in Futaba Shoten 'Rainbow & Over'
(Shoten = bookseller)
Manga - Futaba Toshiaki 'Trouble Windows'"]

Mada mada kana? Kimi no sagyou chotto shinpai Still doing it? The way you're working has me a
little worried.
(Hontoo?) (Really?)
["Script, Series Composition - Toshiaki
(Over the [email protected])"
(Over the Rainbow seems to be a simple web-based
RPG.)]
Oya oya oya? Machikirenai kono mama ja Oh, oh, oh. I can't stand to wait like this!
(Nee mattee~) Hey, wait...

Sumashita kao de naoshite! (Naoshite!) Fix it with a calm face! (Fix it!)
["Concept Design, Setup Research - Bill Gates (M$)"]
Tomadou furi wa yada yo Don't look confused!
["Character Design - Toshiaki (Nijiura)"]
Nanige naku fuwatto (fuwatto) Drifting aimlessly (Drifting)
Key wo tatakute hitomi chikadzuku Your hand strikes the keys, your eyes draw near
["Dr. Norton"]
(Hontou wa ne... zutto genkai (dame) datta no... (It's true... I was always being marginalized...
Naisho da yo?) Is everything being kept from me!?)

[WinME "Defrag failed" screen]
Yeah (Iei) Yay!

["Music - JUE low trance assembly"
Box: "mikan oranges"]
Arere? Chiisa na CPU (mune) ga furueteru Eh? Your tiny CPU heart is trembling
Defrag saretara kowarechau yo When you get defragged, you break!

["OS Crashed 1 Million Times!
Futaba Toshiaki - Writing/Illustrations

Theme Song
'Millenium Kiss ~It's Me!~'
Lyrics - kotoko with Me-aki
Music - C.G mix
Production - I've sound
Vocals - kotoko"
(note these credits are correct for the
original song, except for "Me-aki" it seems.)
Book title: "Beginning Windows ME"]

Hon de yondeta no yori setsunai ne It's more painful than the guidebook made it sound
Dakara motto sutto shite ne So please, run smoothly!

["Art Direction - Eshi (i.e. Picturemaster)
Color Design - Nurishi (i.e. Paintmaster)"]

Arere? Sekai ga gururi mawatteru Eh? The world is spinning in circles
Fuwafuwa yumegokochi kaze makase Floating softly, dreamlike, with the wind
["Series Director - Toshiaki"]
Zutto matteta bug wa tomaranai I've been waiting all along. The bugs won't stop
[Manga:
"Ah? Perfect timing."
"I thought we'd warm ourselves up now."
"Dr. Pepper"
"Again!?"]
Dakara zutto hanasanaide (Me!) So never let go! (Me!)

Dame dame dame No no no!
[Manga:
"Good grief... To recreate that kind of
manga-like boobs, you need so much memory...
*shiver*"
"Me-chan!"
"512...?"
"768...?"]
Dame dame dame No no no!
[Manga:
"Don't you two have any motivation!?"
"Nope!"]
Dame dame dame No no no!
[SFX: "BAM!"
Bowl: "Memory"]
Dame dameda me!me! No no, no-no!

Dame dame dame No no no!
Dame dame dame No no no!
[Manga: "I read it! It's the age of thick
eyebrows!"]
Dame dame dame No no no!
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Those wacky Japanese. :tazz:
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