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If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this [bleep]ing sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: What the... the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the [bleep] up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is [bleep]in weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: What the...! thats [bleep] u fags im gunna kick ur [bleep]
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little [bleep] ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: What the...
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge [bleep]in army
Hitler[AoE]: thats [bleep] u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: What the... u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: What the... u [bleep]! WE HAD A [bleep]IN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an [bleep]
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh [bleep] help
Hitler: o man ur [bleep]ed
paTTon: oh what now [bleep]
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: What the... eisenhower hax hes killing all my [bleep]
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: What the... that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are [bleep]ing gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: What the... i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: What the... my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: What the... am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: [bleep] u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to [bleep] lol
paTTon: [bleep] this [bleep] im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: What the...?
Eisenhower: [bleep] now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: What the... is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u [bleep]ing suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o [bleep]!
*paTTon has left the game.*

I think I corrected all the swears, if I didn't, please delete them. I find this quite funny, but it didn't need all the swears, but I corrected that so it can be on this forum.
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:tazz: :) :) :woot: :woot: :woot: ROFLMAO

wow that was funny...
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That kick so much as.
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[Bleep]ing GREAT :tazz:
:) :) :woot:
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hehehe
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:tazz: That was realy good
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That is probably the most offensive thing you could say about WWII. Think of all of the people who died during this war, and all of the people who survived but still suffered.

You think it is funny to make a joke out of something where thousands if not millions of people died.

Have some respect for those who died and think about what you post before you post it.
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Youll never meet a person more for the proper respect for the people that took part in the second world war, but if the veterans can laugh about it then i think its ok for us to have a giggle over a bit of satire(which there was plenty of during the war as well.
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Youll never meet a person more for the proper respect for the people that took part in the second world war, but if the veterans can laugh about it then i think its ok for us to have a giggle over a bit of satire(which there was plenty of during the war as well.)


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