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I got a history project on the 1920s that really needs to get done; that's been bugging me lately... I also am in need of a full time chauffeur. Seeing as I can't yet drive, transportation is rather hard to get sometimes.
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Sitting up here atop of Pentium Mountain pouring through data as a good processor should, I was wondering if you could "increase my memory", "flash my BIOS" (keep it clean though :)) and "defrag my hard drive". :tazz:
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I need some red bull and other drinks that will wake me up before school. Id also like that All-In-One-Magical-Homework-Machine that you have sitting next to the servers. Its collecting dust, and ill gladly take it off your hands. :tazz:
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I need a new exhaust fitting to my car, laminate floor laying throughout my ground floor and and new graphics card for my PC. Thanks :).

Oh and if you have any Xbox 360's, I'd take one :tazz:
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Oops forgot to mention... I hear there is a new gadget called an admin stick shield ™ which can protect us all from Kat's stick. Please forward any details to me (in secret of course :tazz: )
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my demands are:
a football helmet full of cottage cheese
naked pictures of Bea Arthur
a haggis
gum chewed by Natalie portman
1 Godzilla figurine of indescriminant size
a flea comb (monkey's gotta be clean)
two diamond tiaras (monkey's gotta be perty)
an auto-gyro
3 apples
a 20 gallon bucket of peanut butter (creamy...and i mean CREAMY if there's a single whole peanut in that bucket...so help me...you'll pay!)
a shoe tying robot
a shoe wearing robot (well...i ain't lettin no robot tie my shoes....CREEPY)
and one meeelion dollars

Edited by dsenette, 24 January 2006 - 08:46 AM.

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Well now, after you have sorted out dsenette's somewhat eclectic list of tasks, i need the following attended to

Garage cleared out ( Someone has to do it cos I cant bare to part with anything in case it is needed one day)
Bikes washed, polished.
Cat deloused
Litter tray "dealt with" (shudders.....)
10, 000 word dissertation on "The role of the Marshmallow in Matrix Orientated Management Structural Review", argued from a post Hegelian, pre modernist viewpoint.

Im sure that I will be able to think of some more for you when those have been done.
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Ild like my maths assesment done for me, advanced levels of calculus beware(Mclorin series yay what fun).
Ive got two lab reports needing done and if you couldnt mind dropping them off as well.
And i could do with my parade shoes being bulled as well.
Dog could use another bath
If you could get me one of those machines that excercise you without leaving the computer that would be great.
I also could do with a new gfx card, and a socket 939 dual core opteron if its not to much trouble.
And my boots are a little muddy it would be nice if they were clean.
I would quite like a full set of star wars action figures in there original boxes(what can i say im a treky)
A signed first edition if lord of the rings.
The biggest box of reeses peanut butter cups in the world.

Oh theres lots more.
And if you do that then ill do ryans calculus and give Dsnette some of my haggis(but if he doesnt eat it ill be making haggis out of him) and hes not getting all of it the good stuff is mine burns day is tommorow and i need it ...mmm burns supper haggis neeps tatties, yeah could you come and make that for me as well, maw doesnt make good haggis, plenty butter and only a wee dab o salt ... pure dead brilliant.
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I'll settle for the location of Kat's secret,very, very, very hugely, enormously,well-hidden, chocolate stash.

I have found all the others, but I know there must be one more.

Oh, and wipe my cheeks.

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that picture is officially one of the most distubing things ive ever seen
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that picture is officially one of the most distubing things ive ever seen


This from the person who wants naked pictures of Bea Arthur? :tazz: And I don't even want to know what you're doing with that 20 gallon bucket of peanut butter! :)

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I'll settle for the location of Kat's secret,very, very, very hugely, enormously,well-hidden, chocolate stash.

I have found all the others, but I know there must be one more.



*gasp* PIeter! I'm not hiding chocolate from you! I always share it all with you!! Honest! :tazz:



dsenette....you worry me. :)
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that picture is officially one of the most distubing things ive ever seen

This from the person who wants naked pictures of Bea Arthur? :tazz:

:)
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Well, my room does need a good cleaning...
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Hmmm. Which is the scariest prospect for the slave? Finding nekkid Bea Arthur pics? Or having to clean a teenaged boys' room? *shudder*
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