[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted, but you end up spending all your money on the computer that you go broke, homeless, and lead a miserable life on the streets till you die of starvation.

I wish corruption was a tree that could be cut down.

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Wish granted but the absence of the tree causes massive floods that wipes out cities.

I wish we could find the last two runes we need for a runeword on Diablo 2.

[TheQuickBrownFox]

Wish granted but the absence of the tree causes massive floods that wipes out cities.

I wish we could find the last two runes we need for a runeword on Diablo 2.

[zed1]

Wish granted...But in the excitement of finding them you trip,bang your head and forget how to spell.

I wish oil prices would go down.

Edited by zed1, 31 July 2008 - 08:50 AM.

[Thunderbird1988]

Wish granted: but for some reason. But now the prices of water are very high.
I wish I had a new laptop

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted; however, your laptop turns out to be a government weapon ready to explode upon activation.

I wish I had the ability to see all around the globe.

[zed1]

Wish granted.....You are now in orbit with no spacecraft or suit.


I wish I was twenty years younger and know what I know now.

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted: You're 20 years younger; however, your immense knowledge gets you in trouble with the Russian mafia, who are trying to attack the US: you are now a hostage.

I wish I had the ability to change people's minds.

[frantique]

Wish granted ... your ability to change people's minds results in massive belief that we live in a peaceful world and as a result all hostility disapears!

I wish that my lawnmower man would come and clean up my garden!

[Ltangelic]

Wish granted - But your lawnmower man complains about the dirty state of your garden and never comes back again!

I wish I was a little angel.

[zed1]

Wish granted...You are now a christmas tree ornament and only see the light of day during the Yule season.

I wish I had all the matinence work done around my house.

[Thunderbird1988]

Wish granted: you have done your mantinence work. But right after, a hurricane destroyed your house.

I wish all of my friends were online at the same moment on MSN.

[zed1]

Wish granted....No one else has access to msn but your friends and they're all there but for some inexplicable reason there's a massive power surge and everyones mobo gets fried.

I wish I had another digital dashboard for my one vehicle.

[The Admiral]

Granted, but you get a moose instead.

(that made just as much sense as some of the ones I've seen.)

I wish that I can have fun in Disneyland!

[Ltangelic]

Wish granted - But you get abducted and never return home! In the end, you die of starvation because none of the food there are of your taste.

I wish I can live a hundred years.

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted; your 100 years go smooth, and then you drown and choke, silmutaneously - a shark begins ripping your legs off viciously, and then a volcano explodes nearby and you burn, bleed, and choke to death. (Sorry LT, I'd never wish that for you )

I wish I could fix the world.