[frantique]

Wish granted: All the malware suddenly disappears from the world, however, the world also disappears, and there you are jt sitting all alone out in the universe wondering what to do next!

I wish I could sing like a rock star.

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Wish granted, but you can *only* sing like a rock star - IE you are incapable of normal conversation!

I wish I had all the music from LOTR

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but you can *only* sing like a rock star - IE you are incapable of normal conversation!

I wish I had all the music from LOTR

[jt1990]

*bump*

I wish this thread was active again...

[Amaterasu]

Wish granted except you suddenly become deaf.

I wish I was taller.

[jt1990]

Wish granted - you are taller. You are now so tall, that you can't even walk through doors without hitting your chest on the top of the doorway, and you end up all black and blue wishing you were shorter

I wish the bugs would stop biting me

[Amaterasu]

Wish granted. Now all the bears, tigers, alligators, lions and sharks bite you.

I wish I had a bigger brain.

[TheQuickBrownFox]

Wish granted. Your brain gets bigger but your pet gets smaller.

I wish my grades were higher.

[Amaterasu]

Wish granted. Your grades get higher, but you also get a 13.5% grade on the road you always drive home.

I wish I could do math like a calculator.

[tobic]

Wish granted.............but you cannot find new batteries anywhere


I wish I could play lawn bowls like a world champion

[frantique]

Wish granted ... You play lawn bowls like a world champion polo player, however, the other bowlers get very upset when your horse rips up all the lawn and you are thrown out of the club and can never play lawn bowls there again.

I wish I had a helicopter.

[Troy]

Wish granted ... You play lawn bowls like a world champion polo player, however, the other bowlers get very upset when your horse rips up all the lawn and you are thrown out of the club and can never play lawn bowls there again.

That's such a good one, polo, great one!

I wish I had a helicopter.

Wish granted, you do have a helicopter. Here's what's left of it:



I wish I understood all this HTML code stuff...

[TheQuickBrownFox]

Wish granted. You understand HTML so well, it's the only language you choose to use. Which means you can no longer post here since HTML isn't allowed here. (I think I read somwhere)

I wish I could watch live the basketball championship between our school and our rival school. It's this Sunday!

[frantique]

Wish granted. You were given tickets to watch the game on Sunday and you sat in the front row, however, immediately you sat down your bottom was stuck to the seat and here we are on Thursday and you are still sitting at the game stadium, all alone. Gee, Sera, I hope your Mum is bringing you some food!

I wish my wishes would all come true!

[Chopin]

They get corrupted!

I wish for an A on my history test tomorrow...

[jt1990]

wish granted, you get an A on your history test. However your teacher suddenly increases the homework load and class difficulty after the test, and you fail the course.

I wish I would get rested when I sleep