[Nutloaf]

Wish granted, you are now the proud owner of the lead singer from the Brooklyn based rock band My Pet Dragon who nobody, including myself, has ever heard of.... and they are not even house trained so your house smells of wee!

I wish I had all the answers.

[Advertisements]

Wish Granted... You were asked what the meaning of life was, and your answer was.... After some Deep Thought 42! However, this is not the answer the masses were expecting, and they banished you to the far depths of outer space. The problem was, they did not give you a Space Suit or Oxygen. Oops!

I wish to be the most successful person alive, where everyone wants to be just like me, gives me all their money, and would do anything to please me!

[Cruise475]

Wish Granted... You were asked what the meaning of life was, and your answer was.... After some Deep Thought 42! However, this is not the answer the masses were expecting, and they banished you to the far depths of outer space. The problem was, they did not give you a Space Suit or Oxygen. Oops!

I wish to be the most successful person alive, where everyone wants to be just like me, gives me all their money, and would do anything to please me!

[Troy]

Wish granted, you are the most successful person alive. Everything you do is a storming success, you control the world's finances, and wipe your bum with $100 notes. The only problem is this one-sided equation doesn't quite sit right in your mind, and no matter how much you try and shake it, you are unhappy and eventually become depressed before finally being admitted into a mental hospital.

Genie, I wish for your freedom.

(hehe guess what movie I watched recently)

[Cruise475]

Wish Granted! The Genie is now free to do as he pleases. But because he no longer has anyone telling him what they want, he has difficulty coping. The Genie goes to a local bar and gets hammered. For some reason this bar had the news on, and all they were talking about was war, death and destruction. The Genie got this bright idea to bring world peace to everyone on this planet. He said and so it shall be -- However, in his excessively inebriated state he slurred his words and brought the world to pieces (Literally). There is now billions of small pieces of planet earth free floating through space.

I wish I had a life. This stuff I come up with for this game is starting to scare me!

[Nutloaf]

Wish Granted. You get a life and you live it to the max. You then remember your GeekU studies, log on to GeeksToGo and are hit with the notifications screen where Nutloaf had granted your wish. You re-read the posts you made and are so scared by your own mind that you become afraid to go outside. Your 'life' suffers terribly but your attendance at GeekU rockets, as again, you have no life and you wear the GeeksToGo website like a comfy old jumper with a hole in the sleeve and an unknown stain.

I wish the morning started later.

[Valinorum]

Wish granted but you will sleep the whole morning.

I wish to turn into a Saiyan.

[Nutloaf]

Congratulations you are now a small village in India.

I wish Birelli Lagrene would pop round my house and teach me some amazing gypsy jazz so that I become an amazing gypsy jazzer.

[Klaabu]

Wish granted, you can go now and rule the stages

I wish to go on a date with Ian Somerhalder

[interpolarity]

Wish granted but he never returns your calls

I wish Nintendo would finally beat the competition like they should be doing.

[honeyfixit]

Wish granted. 

 

***HEADLINE: Nintendo shareholders around the world were arrested today for beating shareholders of their competitors.  At least 50 are dead and thousands more are severely injured and taken to local hospitals. No word yet on what caused such a sudden violent action.***

 

I wish for the greatest, most kick-[bleep] gaming room ever made.  WIth all thee latest generation consoles and a gaming pc with three monitors.

[Enpatsu Shakugan]

Wish granted.

 

Whoops. It's already outdated. Too late.

 

 

I wish for only slightly differently colored eyes.