[dsenette]

wish granted: (as i'm sure it really will be)...vista is available for free (when the final release is out) on all bittorrents...unfortunately...it's still illegal to get it this way...so not only are you banned from Geeks to Go for life (might really happen if you go down the P2P road again) and you're put in jail

i wish i were a real seagoing pirate

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wish granted, but you find out that you have an eternal case of seasickness, and then your ship gets caught in a hurricane and sinks

I wish I owned a llama farm

[sari]

wish granted, but you find out that you have an eternal case of seasickness, and then your ship gets caught in a hurricane and sinks

I wish I owned a llama farm

[harrythook]

wish granted, but your llama's drive you to insanity by repeatedly singing a do-wop song like llama llama ding dong. you are commited to an institution that replays the same malware fix over and over for the next 20 years.

I wish I never asked the wish about ScHwErV grading my practice log.

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[Justin]

Your wish is granted, you quickly edit your post above, not realizing that ScHwErV is all seeing and can read edited posts

I wish I had a starbucks card with unlimited money on it

[harrythook]

wish granted, you have a Starbucks card that has unlimited funds, due to your help with the corporate computer system. I need to say no more, right before the system crashes the FBI realizes why your card has unlimited funds......

I wish that the ice cream shop delivered (un-melted of course)

[frantique]

Wish granted. The icecream shop has just delivered 500 tons of cream coloured ice to your home (un-melted of course).

I wish the dog next door would stop barking.

[sarahw]

Wish Granted. The RSPCA and Police are now asking alot of questions about you.

I wish that interest rates would not rise anymore.

[frantique]

Wish granted. Interest rates have in fact been abolished on your home loan and as a result the bank are now demanding full repayment of your housing loan before the end of the month.

I wish my feet weren't so cold

[Aushin]

Wish granted...hey nothing bad happened! Awesome I mean I didn't see that...aww crap your house just literally fell down. Genies are vicious man...


I wish I could get a reply on my topic Q.Q

[frantique]

LOL

Wish granted. I'll give you a reply ... "keep wishing!"



I wish I was an eagle.

[Justin]

Your wish is granted, you are now a picture of an eagle hanging on a wall.

I wish that I did not have to get up at 7:30am pst

[sari]

Wish granted, you now have to get up at 7:30 am est (or 4:30 am pst )

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never gain weight

[frantique]

Wish granted. You could, but you don't ... you now gain a stone for every mouthful you eat and before the week is out you cannot even get through doorways and your family have to cut a large hole in the wall just so you can go for a waddle down the street.

I wish I was a rocker and could sing like Suzi Quatro

[dsenette]

wish granted: your feet grow to 3 feet long and curl up at the ends, you are also frozen in a permanent sitting position with your arms bent up in front of you at the elbow...old people love to sit on you and rock their days away...oh yeah...you were wearing squeaky shoes at the time (the sounding like Suzi Quatro part) ...great tune from them though

i wish i had a mohawk (sp?)

[sari]

Wish granted - you now have one of these - but it crashed into your house and destroyed it.

I wish I had unlimited funds in my checking account