Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating

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#271
Posted 21 November 2007 - 09:09 AM

#272
Posted 21 November 2007 - 03:15 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over
#273
Posted 21 November 2007 - 11:09 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming
#274
Posted 21 November 2007 - 11:12 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man
#275
Posted 22 November 2007 - 12:10 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped
#276
Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:41 AM

Why do I always get over?

#277
Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:48 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's
Just get over it landlordWhy do I always get over?

#278
Posted 22 November 2007 - 07:15 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword
#279
Posted 22 November 2007 - 07:21 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping
#280
Posted 22 November 2007 - 11:41 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his
#281
Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:12 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu
#282
Posted 22 November 2007 - 05:21 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on
#283
Posted 22 November 2007 - 08:03 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's
#284
Posted 22 November 2007 - 08:25 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw
#285
Posted 23 November 2007 - 12:09 AM

Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw
HEY what the helll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by Trash man, 23 November 2007 - 12:23 AM.
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