[Serrik]

... web design companies that have the absolute worst home pages? I take alot of delight in finding these and this guy started advertising his services in my home town the other day.

http://www.jlgraphx.ca/

A feast for the eyes complete with sound effects while the page loads!

Be sure to scroll down for the total experience.

Edited by Serrik, 14 December 2006 - 05:19 PM.

[Advertisements]

ummm is this a joke?
What a load of well wasted time, lol the adds at the bottom!
James

[james_8970]

ummm is this a joke?
What a load of well wasted time, lol the adds at the bottom!
James

[Johanna]

No, it's not a joke. This is one from my hometown.

http://www.farleygraphix.com/

Hint:You have to allow active X and disable ad blocking to see anything except a grey page, and you won't hear the jazz unless you have the speakers turned on.

They got the job of doing the local ISP's website:

NKTelCo.

Sigh.

Johanna

[dsenette]

http://www.jlgraphx.ca/

that made me have a petite mal seizure i think....the page title changing alone was enough to ruin my day

[Johanna]

Go for the Grand Mal
http://www.jlgraphx.ca/scroll.htm

Johanna

[dsenette]

........i can't speak the names that i'd like to call that guy here without being banned...why set the speed that high?

[sari]

Go for the Grand Mal
http://www.jlgraphx.ca/scroll.htm

Johanna

That seriously almost made me sick to my stomach with a bad case of motion sickness!

I think we've learned you shouldn't hire a company that uses graphix or some variation of that spelling in their company name. Oh, I loved this grammatical sentence also:

Finally, New Knoxville Telephone Company is live and working good.

*sari won't even get into the incredible number of grammatical and punctuation errors on the first site...

[dsenette]

QUOTE
Finally, New Knoxville Telephone Company is live and working good.


*sari won't even get into the incredible number of grammatical and punctuation errors on the first site...

"We does good pic'chers fer youn's web-saight, with narry a trouble near here"

[Serrik]

That's what I love about this website. The deeper you go in it the worse it gets. Bad grammar, sound effects when you mouse over the tacky menu items, page effects that would give seizures to a coma patient, pointless links to all kinds of crap.

Not to mention for 150 bucks a month he will put your banner on his site!! LOL

[james_8970]

http://www.jlgraphx.ca/scroll.htm

OMG!
*Throws up*
What is he thinking.
Why not up the speed a little! ....the arrows don't even send it into the right direction. Boy my eyes hurt after that

I don't think he/she has a clue in the world about how to advertise with those banners at the bottom.
Someone ought to e-mail him a link to this page
James

Edited by james_8970, 15 December 2006 - 12:23 PM.

[njustice]

It is nice to know my computers clock is on time....