I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See through You
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
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